Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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