She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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