let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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