Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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