Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
