I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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