I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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