she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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