Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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