As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
