whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize