I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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