drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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