did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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