So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
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