I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I'm sobbing to NWA
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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