Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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