Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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