either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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