Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
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