Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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