I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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