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OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
my shit smells like andre
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
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