It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
did you just send me my own nude
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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