How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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