Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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