there was a trapeze. enough said
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Randomize
