no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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