found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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