Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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