let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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