I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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