I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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