i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
They have beer where we have blood.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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