I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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