ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
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