I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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