I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Randomize