I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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