Cold hands, warm shart.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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