So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
