doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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