maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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