Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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