I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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