yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
