this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
You took a bar mat shot.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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