Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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