Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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