HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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