And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
This baby is an asshole
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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