Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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