I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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