absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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