even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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